Always Look Behind You When You Moonwalk
So, there I was, entertaining my niece with my phenomenal dancing skills, when I hit a snag. Well, a pillow actually. Apparently my children left a rather large pillow on the floor and in the midst of my moon walking, I forgot to check my rear view mirrors, hit the pillow, and fell flat on my back. Were it not for the pillow, it would've hurt. As it is, it was hilarious. She laughed until her tummy hurt, as did I and the other people who witnessed the event via Skype. What is a moonwalk? Well, I don't rightly know. I mean, I slide my feet on the floor while trying to appear like I'm floating backwards, but I really perform that particular dance move quite badly. Michael Jackson did it best. My rendition is definitely in the top 10 laughable moments this year. No one got video, sorry. Moral of the story? Always look behind you when you moonwalk, OR, encourage children to clean up after themselves. :)